It should be the 150th cycle right? I tried everything to escape but…
-Naughty! Naughty kid!
Amon is making me lying on the edge of the bed and spanks me with the edge of his sword… Quite happily I don't feel my butt anymore. Can't he realize it's been more than 50 times that I'm escaping and almost 100 times he spanks me?
-Fuck, my ass is not dirty, right, can't you use your hands at least? Have a bit of respect for traditions, shit!*
Without all my OP powers, I have about the strength of a 10 years old kid. When at the same time not only he is older but is also full of upgrades.
As for why he's spanking me…
-It's bad to use bad language! Naughty!
He's talking to me as if my body was even younger than it is already… I am not 2 and my body's not too fuck it! I lost the count of years, but it should've been around 11-12 years that this body is born no? And I'm not talking about my soul… Being bawl on by a kid almost three times younger than you is a particular feeling…
The worse is certainly his eyes full of stars while he's doing that… I wanna puke rainbows right now!
Who gave him such an image of parental education??? Yet I remember that his novel was quite the opposite, lax to death, no?
Authooooorrrrrrrrrr! It's forbidden to edit a mc just for a crossover!
-Liron approves, and anyway he already took out the popcorn.
AAAAAHHHH! NOOOOOO! DON'T LET ME HERE LIKE THAT PLEASE!
-By the way, did I tell you the name of the plot? It's 50 shades of steel.**
I don't know what went into Amon's head (or rather in the plot) but now he started acting in a totally creepy way.
-You name is Politeness.
-No fuck my name is Moar shit!
And each fucking time he fucking whips my ass with his fucking sword!
My resistance is eroding.
It's stranger and stranger and I think I'll never recover from it.
What he's doing is not sticking to his character at all holy shit!
I… I am… Moar…
###Report n°5: Funny Enough###
>> Creating YouTron… Address : YouTron.Ul…
>> Blass detected to be cute by simulated brain…****
>> Generating Blass videos…
>> Cker detected to be ugly to the point it is satisfying to see them die…****
>> Generating Cker videos with "Michael Bay" module…
>> To augment efficiency, combining both is essential. Generating videos with both Cker and Blass…
###End of Report###
*What tradition?????? He just wanted to do some trashtalk xD.
**As for why steel…
***The huge advantage I had for once is that Politeness and its French equivalent (politesse) are very close.
****Blass are cat-men in a furry way but starting from this chapter they are kemonomimis. Anyway it's a extinct species in the rp. The Cker are big magic slug (well they got a society, they rank individuals and are intelligent but well…)
That chapter was supposed to be done sunday but I overslept.
I had to search for famous sentence about 50 shades of grey for this chapter… I feel like I'm gonna throw up… I didn't find anything I can use too… So in the end I had to use the most horrible I can use I can remember: your name is stench. Note that this sentences comes from a parody from the Kassos (youtu.be/zrCeO8xIPbA).